"why would someone choose to do that when they could spend the time accruing wealth?"

- mattan, on wwoofing

1 year ago

"that’s not a pepperoni nipple, it’s the whole pizza"

- brendan

1 year ago

"just e-mail me, bitch"

- richie

1 year ago

"it’s perfect, one less would be too many."

- brendan, on handles

3 years ago

"its like going from a unicycle to a rolls royce."

- thom malach, on barack obama’s presidential victory

3 years ago

"the city that never sleeps would never vote for a man that goes to bed at 7:30 pm,"

- stephen colbert, on the prospect of new york voting for john mccain

3 years ago

ladies and gentleman - presenting - lee burkett

3 years ago

"dude - just grind against her crotch."

- brendan, on achieving erections

3 years ago

"i can’t identify with having to call my ejaculate, “number three.” i associate number one and two with excretion. my semen is not excrement - it is a privilege."

- mihir

3 years ago

"i thought they didn’t allow [those] people to congregate anymore!"

- mihir

3 years ago