"why would someone choose to do that when they could spend the time accruing wealth?"
- mattan, on wwoofing
"its like going from a unicycle to a rolls royce."
- thom malach, on barack obama’s presidential victory
"the city that never sleeps would never vote for a man that goes to bed at 7:30 pm,"
- stephen colbert, on the prospect of new york voting for john mccain
ladies and gentleman - presenting - lee burkett
"i can’t identify with having to call my ejaculate, “number three.” i associate number one and two with excretion. my semen is not excrement - it is a privilege."
- mihir
