“why would someone choose to do that when they could spend the time accruing wealth?” — mattan, on wwoofing
“that’s not a pepperoni nipple, it’s the whole pizza” — brendan
“just e-mail me, bitch” — richie
“it’s perfect, one less would be too many.” — brendan, on handles
“its like going from a unicycle to a rolls royce.” — thom malach, on barack obama’s presidential victory
“the city that never sleeps would never vote for a man that goes to bed at 7:30 pm,” — stephen colbert, on the prospect of new york voting for john mccain
ladies and gentleman - presenting - lee burkett
“dude - just grind against her crotch.” — brendan, on achieving erections
“i can’t identify with having to call my ejaculate, “number three.” i associate number one and two with excretion. my semen is not excrement - it is a privilege.” — mihir
“i thought they didn’t allow [those] people to congregate anymore!” — mihir